Hoje lembrei-me do meu pai.
De algumas respostas curtas e sarcásticas que me faziam sorrir...
Quando li isto, não pude deixar de me lembrar...
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
What is the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
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